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TEACHER: ? Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: ? ? Here it is.
TEACHER: ? Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: ? ? ?Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: ? ? ?You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: ? ? ?K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: ?No, that's wrong
GLENN: ? ? ?Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: ? H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: ?What are you talking about?
DONALD: ? Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: ?Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: ? ? ?Me!
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TEACHER: ?Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: ? ? ? ? Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: ? ?Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: ? ? ? ? I is..
TEACHER: ? ?No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: ? ? ? ? All right... ?'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ?
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TEACHER: ? George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. ?Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: ? ? ? ?Because George still had the axe in his hand. ?
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: ? ? ? No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: ? Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : ? ? ?No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: ?Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: ? A teacher
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speak and do things right for there a kids looking up to you...
SET A GOOD EXAMPLES...
FOR THE KIDS TO FOLLOW...
SET A GOOD EXAMPLES...
FOR THE KIDS TO FOLLOW...
that is what A.Jenny will always remind us as a helper in "children church" because kids really do learn very fast and they learn bad examples even faster...so try your best to set a good example...people will see you differently and respect you too...hehe
